Work Experience

Position: Griswold Family Dog
Years: 1996-Present

• 24x7 Watch Dog - Provided early warning notification of:
  • Visitors
  • Deliverymen (including UPS, meter readers)
  • Neighbors closing car doors
  • Front screen door blowing in wind
• Provided companionship and love
  • Accepted petting, even when trying to sleep
  • Nuzzled & licked owners, regardless of their hygiene
  • Endured getting "dressed up" for pictures to amuse owners' friends
• Provided perimeter security
  • Challenged visiting dogs
  • Chased away strays
  • Went to the bathroom wherever they went
  • Chased neighbor's trespassing cat up tree
• Health & Energy Specialist
  • Significantly reduced energy used for dishwasher
  • Supervised consumption of leftovers, eliminating health risks of food in garbage
  • Regularly licked anything & everything

Education

• No formal education
• Self taught

Certifications

• Rabies Vaccination
• AKC Registration

Areas of Experience

• Chase & terrorize cats
• Barking & Jumping